Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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