whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

I like your hair

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

scientology.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Anti Joke

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