- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Get on the boat.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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