What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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