- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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