Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Do you love me? No.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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