- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like apples? Yes

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

homosexual

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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