- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Flowers are colors Love me

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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