Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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