- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

a black man pays his child support

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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