- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Whats white? A fridge

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Daniel is a fag

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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