- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I once did something.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Woman's Rights

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

here's a joke... the american education society

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