what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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