what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Who has no penis Religious Believers

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Your mom.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

your mom was so fat that she died.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

I just drank a cola.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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