- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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