A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock knock *open*

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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