- Anti Joke

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays