Who wants $300? Me too.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Skrillex.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Get on the boat.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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