the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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