- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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