- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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