Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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y u no like me joke?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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sadf

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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