How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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