- Anti Joke

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

why did sally drown cause she was black

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

9/11

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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The Anti Joke Book

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.