Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

The Joke Below

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

The dewey decimal system

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

KOOKABURRA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Get some flipping new jokes people

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

hers a joke... japanese people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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