- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more worse than death? Death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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