- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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