- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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