Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Pickles are powerful

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Obamacare

it's funny because it's funny

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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