- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

This is funny.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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