a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Sex

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Caolan and Eamon

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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