Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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