- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's big and long? My dick.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

DEATH.

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