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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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