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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Get on the boat.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man buys a prius

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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