Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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I had a submarine.... once

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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so how about that irline food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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