Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What the hell are you doing?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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