- Anti Joke

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

A jew enters a mall.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?