- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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