- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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