red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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