your mom

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Asians

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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