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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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