- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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