- Anti Joke

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex