Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Lewis

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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