Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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