Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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You know whats funny Aids

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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