chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

5 people are walking

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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