why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Justin Beiber

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