- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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