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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Anti Joke

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