- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Do u take sugar?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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