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Obama

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Your Mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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