- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

ur mum

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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