- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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