- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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