- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person dies.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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