What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

I am very humble.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WNBA

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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