why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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