- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral