Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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im not food

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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