How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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