Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Whats the difference between a frog?

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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