Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

This is sparta No this is patrick

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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