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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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