Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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