- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is white and long? A New York winter

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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