You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

I went to school. Then I came home.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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