How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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